Thursday, October 16, 2008

Enough is Enough. If You Are a Pig, I'm Gonna Let You Have It!

By now, I should not have to provide the following preface comment, but I will anyway. Sarah Palin and I do not have one issue in common. Not a single, solitary issue between us in common. I do not support her, or her narrow, destructive  views for our nation. Barack Obama has my entire, complete support.

However, I am beyond sick and tired of the way she is being treated. If you have a beef with her stances on the issues, please debate and show her ideas/positions up as being false, selfish, uninformed, extreme, unrealistic, and destructive. This takes brainwork, but there is plenty of fodder by which to bring Sarah Palin down. What is not called for is reducing her to an object or sexual outlet. First of all, its too easy and second, its just plain "not right."

I expect many members of the Republican party to have sexist views, for them to talk, act, and vote in ways that suppress women or take away their liberties and freedoms. I expect that party to feel entitled to make chauvinistic derisive comments. Its who they are. They, too often, are filled with animosity, disdain, and resentment. Those feelings spill over onto "others."  What I was not quite expecting was for fellow democrats to take on the once conservative mantra of "at all costs" and "whatever it takes." I have been disheartened with each belittling, misogynist phrase uttered each week by Bill Maher on his HBO series Real Time. I was disheartened by the throngs of democrats who laughed along and added their own hateful diatribes. And now, I learn that some democrats are purchasing and proudly wearing shirts with words describing Sarah Palin in such "hate speech" ways. None of us would stand for shirts that reduced Obama in such racist ways, why would we buy or condone shirts with such anti-woman slogans?

I have two ways of thinking about this sexist travesty. First, if we want to call ourselves true democrats or progressives, we do not condone the wearing of shirts which demean, objectify, and dehumanize more than half our party. When you call a woman a "cunt,"  you really call all women "cunts." Just like most feminists do not believe you can be anti-choice and still be a true feminist, the same holds true for democrats. You cannot vilify one gender and still be a democrat/progressive.  If you want to make fun of, leer at, demean and degrade women, then coin a new party. Call yourselves "The Assholes," because you certainly do not belong in the party of humanism, the party of "we."

Now, the more cynical side of me wonders: Why was I so shocked? Come on, why be surprised? There is one fact, honest and true, that crosses party lines: Women are not valued in our culture unless they are selling "the man" what he wants. Sex. People are not so enraged by Palin because she is so far to the right of most in our party. No, what has so many men's goat, is that she is a woman. How dare she! How dare a woman think she can leap from male fantasies and be taken seriously? How dare women think they have a place anywhere but in men's masturbatory thoughts? Afterall, millions of women are spread across the web highway showing men what they really are, what they really want.  Men move from their computer terminal where every Tori, Daisy, and Holly is being stuffed full of cock. So, they walk to the television and see Sarah Palin. Who the fuck does she think she is?

She is just a hole. She should shut up, go back home, take care of her kids, or put back on that pageant sash. Right, guys? Is that it? And let's not forget the women who don such repulsive shirts thinking they are so "hip" and "cool." None of you are. You are destructive to our party and to women in general. I could get into a big long discussion about why women take part in the fellow destruction of women, but I will save that for another day. 

For now, enough is enough. If you act like a pig, you are a pig. With or without lipstick. 

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Don't Let Joe Biden (or the media) Ruin This!!!!!


New Quinnipiac University polls show Obama making small but very significant gains in Florida, Pennsylvania, and my home state, Ohio. New CNN/Time polls show Obama gaining stronger leads in states like Virginia and Nevada. The Yahoo! News Electoral Map--based on averages of all national polls--shows Obama with 330 electoral votes if the election were held today. We have one debate win under our belt, and all the momentum on our side.

And it is with all that positivity in mind that I say to Joe Biden: Don't screw this one up, buddy!

Let's be clear: I love Joe Biden. Unlike some others, I was thrilled that this feisty, inspiring, beyond-knowledgeable veteran Senator was selected by Barack Obama as the Democratic VP candidate. The only stronger pick, in my estimation, would have been Hillary Clinton. I have gone on the record several times saying that Biden was a great pick, will be a great debater, and more importantly, a great Vice President.

But tomorrow's VP debate poses many challenges--and potential landmines are set to explode all over the place. Clearly, Biden knows what he is doing--he's been doing this kind of stuff for decades. And clearly, the Obama staffers are endlessly prepping the Senator from Delaware on precisely how to maneuver in this minefield. However, if there ever was a time for McCain-Palin to surge ahead, tomorrow is it. Obama handled the blustery curmudgeon McCain about as perfectly as one could at last Friday's debate. It is very likely, since the first debate is the most influential, that at worst Obama should be able to more than hold his own in the two remaining presidential debates, especially since the two remaining formats--Town Hall and Sit-Down Intimacy--favor Obama's style and strengths. And so barring a huge Obama gaffe--or a bizarro October Surprise--tomorrow night is the Republicans' best chance to reverse the tide.

And I believe Sarah Palin can do it--don't laugh, bastards...I mean it. She knows how to bullshit to such a degree that she supposedly performed well at several gubernatorial debates in 2006 Alaska. And she bullshitted her way into the hearts of many Republican extremists all over the country. It was an astonishing show. Of course, time, an increasingly catastrophic financial state in the United States, and an increasingly ridiculous string of Palin speaking misfires (to put it kindly) have set the Killa from Wasilla way, way back. But she can still work that bullshit magic, make no mistake.

What is Joe Biden's job? Plain and simple, be the Attack Dog--and set his sights on the top of the ticket. He needs to be forceful...but not jerky like McCain was on Friday. He needs to be knowledgeable...but not so dense that it goes over voters' heads. He needs to wipe the floor with Palin but do it with such a light touch that no one even notices until the damage is done. He can't be condescending, but he needs to make clear just how incompetent his opponent is. It's a tough task, but Joe Biden is more than up to it--so long as he keeps his head on his shoulders and doesn't vomit up some random gaffe like the couple he made a little over a week ago.

And like the wonderful spin doctors they are, members of the media will certainly do their part to tell us what happened and who won, just in case we can't figure it out for ourselves. The media's immediate reaction matters just as much as the performances of both candidates in deciphering which side gets a boost from this debate, and which side loses a little bit of ground. 

Joe Biden should win this thing going away...it's up to him to determine whether we continue riding this powerful wave of momentum or see our comfortable lead become uncomfortable once again. And the media should be fair in their appraisal of the debate...some of that is up to the candidates, and some of it isn't...but they can influence public opinion, and could reverse the momentum just to keep this thing close to the end.

So which Sarah Palin will appear on national television tomorrow night? And how will Joe Biden handle himself? And how will the media portray all of the above?

We'll find out tomorrow...same bat-shit time as last Friday's debate, and any bat-shit channel you can think of.