I could start us off with one: Women are superior because they do not need pornography to get themselves off.
Friday, June 13, 2008
Why Women Can Be Superior to Men...
Not that very long ago, on a trip to a blogging friend Mad Mike's site, I spotted an interestingly silly, infuriating, but funny 'top ten' list: "Why Airplanes Can be Superior to Women." I told Mike that when "I get my new blog off the ground" that I would retaliate with a "Why Women Can be Superior to Men." So... I am now officially taking reader suggestions and will craft a list of reasons women are superior the moment I have enough winners.
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Hey there, Miss K, how 'bout this one:
Women are smart enough to ask for directions, whereas men will believe in their own stupid ego and then wind up two states away from their intended destination.
Or...
While women are always relegated to the "motherly" role, they are almost forced to assume said role with their men, who almost beg to be parented with their whining over home improvement projects, crying over sporting events, and brooding over aforementioned absence of direction wisdom.
Love, Me
Darling,
You must create these into one liners for me.
Okay, sweets?
Yours, E
LOL! I could just jump right in here but I feel like I would be intruding on family time:-)
All kidding aside I could write a few of these but somehow it just wouldn't be right. I mean I could say women don't need pornography to get off because they have men, but I don't think that is what you mean when you are talking superiority :-)
OK, I'll try.
"Because women use their brains to think."
"A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon." ~Arnold Haultain
The Classic: "Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." ~Charlotte Whitton
"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute." ~Author Unknown
"Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're [men are] all in big big trouble. ~Doctor Leon
"I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on woman." ~Nancy Astor
Because Dorothy Parker is a woman :L)
Woman wants monogamy;
Man delights in novelty.
Love is woman's moon and sun;
Man has other forms of fun.
Woman lives but in her lord;
Count to ten, and man is bored.
With this the gist and sum of it,
What earthly good can come of it?
Best I can do at work (whoops). I hope both of you, K&J, have a wonderful weekend. K, I already know this is going to be a great blog. Blog On!
K, J and Stella. You have a very good start here. I'm a little worried Madmike is going to get lost here and maybe rethink the big chivalrous man thing is "strong." That would be a good thing.
Women are superior to men because we can, and willingly do, wipe the most vile smelling poop off our babies fannies, all the while looking into their eyes and singing them to get them to lie still AND we can, and do, the above without retching, without complaining and most of the time knowing no one else will do it for us.
Women are superior to men because we can, and do, operate 24/7 knowing all the while that there is no such thing as backup for most of us, married or unmarried. The buck stops here and when it does, it gets done.
Mad Mike, Utah? Oh, pshaw! He's one of the good guys. :L)
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